A little bird was flying south for the winter. It was so cold the bird
froze and fell to the ground in a large field. While he was lying there, a cow
came by and dropped some dung on him. As the frozen bird lay there in the pile of
cow dung, he began to realize how warm he was. The dung was actually
thawing him out! He lay there all warm and happy, and soon began to sing for joy.
A passing cat heard the bird singing and came to investigate. Following the
sound, the cat discovered the bird under the pile of cow dung, and promptly
dug him out and ate him.
Moral of the story:
1. not everyone who shits on you is your enemy.
2. Not everyone who gets you out of shit is your friend.
3. And when you are in deep shit, it is best to keep your mouth shut!
Tuesday, May 27, 2008
reality check?
Posted by Taibah at 9:36 PM
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3 comments:
LOL HAHAHAHAHA!!! TIBS ill remember this the next time you get me out of crap :P
Bwahahaha! This made my day xD
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